Get your wishes UP

I wish for a lot. I'm a dreamer, so it’s only natural for me to always crave more. Some of these wants and desires are a little off center, but then again, so am I so it all works out in the end.

I wish that grabbing a bag of chips out the vending machine wasn't so agonizing.
My hand is always getting stuck in the snatches of life just trying to collect my Funyons. Metaphorically speaking, I guess that is just to deter us as a society from eating so much junk food huh?

I wish life didn't begin and end with currency, because I hate working. Scratch that, I hate the actual act of performing task. Work is pleasing when it's a job well done and all that motivational, attitude mumbo jumbo, but I really hate working for a dollar. I'd rather work to liberate myself, and others, and work to transcend this way of life we all have grown so accustom to living.

I wish my work ethic matched up with my potential. I’m always told; oh you have so much potential be great, yada, yada. This might be true, but I always seem to succumb to the easy way out. I’m working on this though. Bare with me.
 
I wish I could find a swagged out-steezed out woman to trust. I’m a leave that topic alone though, we’d hate to start an unnecessary argument. I Wish Bernie Mac could still tell a joke, man REST IN PEACE BERNIE. And I wish Isaac Hayes could still sing "Walk On By" live. It's emotionally thrilling.

   

Among other wishes, I’ll stop here. These are just the first few things that came to mind. But I’m now left to ask, What do you wish for?